1000

Happy New Year! I’m starting 2010 as I mean to go on in a celebratory, joyous and significant way. It is snowing slightly outside and I’m in a jubilant mood today. It was purely a coincidence but I’m now up to post 1000 and I’m celebrating by having a caption contest.

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Please leave your caption for this photo in the comments and the winner will be whoever makes pao laugh the hardest. The contest is open until 9am GMT 23 January and you can enter as many times as you like in that time period. Prizes will depend on whether you are a knitter or not so please mention if you are a knitter or a muggle in your comment.

Good luck and wishing you a very happy 2010 filled with joy, peace and love.

20 Responses to “1000”

  1. Bilbo Says:

    “Sirius, I thought you said there were mice in this box?”

    (muggle)

  2. Lindy Says:

    Hmmmm, Sirius should we eat Daddy now, do you think Mummy would mind??

    Knitter

  3. Sarah Says:

    Pao attempts to see if the cats really WILL him if he expires.

    (knitter of course)

  4. Sarah Says:

    ok, i just read the other comments. apparently your knit friends are a little sick-o.
    :O)

  5. trek Says:

    “Uh, oh. I think we killed it. Keep a lookout while I check for a pulse.”

  6. Chris Says:

    “I thought he was kidding when he said we wouldn’t get fed if we tripped and killed him.”

  7. Mary de B Says:

    Mary the knitter says, “I thought this box would be big enough, but he seems to have expanded when we got him wet!”

  8. Phoebe Says:

    Look what you did?!

  9. Sirius Says:

    OMG! You killed daddy!

  10. Bilbo Says:

    Psst, Sirius, you go get the selotape. I’m sure she had some of that shiny paper left over from Christmas. If we wrap him up and push him under that tree which suddenly appeared in the house, maybe no-one will notice?

    (still a muggle)

  11. Bilbo Says:

    How long do you have to leave game before it’s ready to eat?

    (muggle with sick sense of humour!)

  12. lynne s of oz Says:

    Can we eat him yet?
    (Of course that is the first thought ;-)

    Wishing a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year to you and yours, mrsp.

  13. mumblings » 2009 review Says:

    [...] forget to continue coming up with your witty captions for my 1000th post competition. Poor pao thinks that you all want the cats to eat [...]

  14. Brigitte Says:

    “…so, anyway Sirius, listen up. Humans like to think we’re not paying attention. He’s “playing” dead, but if you put your paw on his nose, and press down hard – well, you’ll see how quickly he jumps up.”

    :) Knitter!

  15. Stumbling Over Chaos :: Whole lotta linkity goin’ on Says:

    [...] having a caption contest to celebrate her 1000th post! Contest runs until 9 am GMT, January 23, and the prize will depend on whether you’re a [...]

  16. Squishy Says:

    So, we roll him up in this and… hey! Have you seen the Duct tape? Oh… I think we’re going to need someone with opposable thumbs to help us out here?

  17. kmkat Says:

    Bilbo: I don’t think he’s gonna fit in this box, Sirius.

    Sirius: I’ll get the knives!

    (another sick-o knitter here)

  18. mumblings » Cute burn Says:

    [...] away for a couple of days now and I’m back Friday evening. Don’t forget to enter my 1000th post contest – closing Saturday [...]

  19. mamatulip Says:

    OH, NOES!

    WHO WILL FEED US NOW?!

  20. mumblings » Are you a winner? Says:

    [...] win, here is a cute kitten. I wish I could have awarded each and every one of you a prize as the captions were all very funny and just the ticket after I got back from a very tiring work trip in Leeds. Well done, [...]

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