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Happy New Year! I’m starting 2010 as I mean to go on in a celebratory, joyous and significant way. It is snowing slightly outside and I’m in a jubilant mood today. It was purely a coincidence but I’m now up to post 1000 and I’m celebrating by having a caption contest.

Please leave your caption for this photo in the comments and the winner will be whoever makes pao laugh the hardest. The contest is open until 9am GMT 23 January and you can enter as many times as you like in that time period. Prizes will depend on whether you are a knitter or not so please mention if you are a knitter or a muggle in your comment.
Good luck and wishing you a very happy 2010 filled with joy, peace and love.
January 1st, 2010 at 3:17 am
“Sirius, I thought you said there were mice in this box?”
(muggle)
January 1st, 2010 at 3:38 am
Hmmmm, Sirius should we eat Daddy now, do you think Mummy would mind??
Knitter
January 1st, 2010 at 8:18 am
Pao attempts to see if the cats really WILL him if he expires.
(knitter of course)
January 1st, 2010 at 8:19 am
ok, i just read the other comments. apparently your knit friends are a little sick-o.
:O)
January 1st, 2010 at 8:23 am
“Uh, oh. I think we killed it. Keep a lookout while I check for a pulse.”
January 1st, 2010 at 9:40 am
“I thought he was kidding when he said we wouldn’t get fed if we tripped and killed him.”
January 1st, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Mary the knitter says, “I thought this box would be big enough, but he seems to have expanded when we got him wet!”
January 1st, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Look what you did?!
January 1st, 2010 at 1:42 pm
OMG! You killed daddy!
January 1st, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Psst, Sirius, you go get the selotape. I’m sure she had some of that shiny paper left over from Christmas. If we wrap him up and push him under that tree which suddenly appeared in the house, maybe no-one will notice?
(still a muggle)
January 1st, 2010 at 3:29 pm
How long do you have to leave game before it’s ready to eat?
(muggle with sick sense of humour!)
January 1st, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Can we eat him yet?
(Of course that is the first thought
Wishing a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year to you and yours, mrsp.
January 2nd, 2010 at 11:28 am
[...] forget to continue coming up with your witty captions for my 1000th post competition. Poor pao thinks that you all want the cats to eat [...]
January 4th, 2010 at 7:14 am
“…so, anyway Sirius, listen up. Humans like to think we’re not paying attention. He’s “playing” dead, but if you put your paw on his nose, and press down hard – well, you’ll see how quickly he jumps up.”
January 7th, 2010 at 1:02 am
[...] having a caption contest to celebrate her 1000th post! Contest runs until 9 am GMT, January 23, and the prize will depend on whether you’re a [...]
January 7th, 2010 at 6:18 am
So, we roll him up in this and… hey! Have you seen the Duct tape? Oh… I think we’re going to need someone with opposable thumbs to help us out here?
January 7th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Bilbo: I don’t think he’s gonna fit in this box, Sirius.
Sirius: I’ll get the knives!
(another sick-o knitter here)
January 20th, 2010 at 5:56 am
[...] away for a couple of days now and I’m back Friday evening. Don’t forget to enter my 1000th post contest – closing Saturday [...]
January 21st, 2010 at 7:53 am
OH, NOES!
WHO WILL FEED US NOW?!
January 24th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
[...] win, here is a cute kitten. I wish I could have awarded each and every one of you a prize as the captions were all very funny and just the ticket after I got back from a very tiring work trip in Leeds. Well done, [...]